stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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I’m not sure if things are the same between us anymore.



GRUMPY CAT!!!!!

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I can feel myself being replaced.


Again.


epic-humor:

whatshouldwecallme:

When I put my camera on self-timerimage

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PREACH

PREACH

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corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

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